Three scopes, countless pelvic exams, pictures and video of a handful of organs, two scars, two trips off base, one teary night in the hospital ward, several prescriptions, and nearly two months later I can now say that all of the scary stuff has been ruled out.
Which means that "I'll help you have a baby" is now in the Lame Pick-Up Lines Hall of Fame.
Nice try, guys.
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