even my mom thinks that I need bigger rocks

Techno: MOMMMMMMMY!
Mom: Morning .
Techno: Why do boys suck?
Mom: Now what?
Techno: Don't really want to talk about it. But, they suck. Maybe it's because I'm one of the few women out here surrounded by guys?
Mom: Just hit them in the head with a rock.
Techno: I think I need bigger rocks. I need rocks that go up north, to Brazil, and... I'm sure I can find other places.
Mom: Maybe a boulder will do?
Techno: I think. I might have to mail some of them.

It scares me when I have two conversations with two very different men regarding baby mama drama.